This is the happiest I've ever been

Let it never be said that dreams don't come true.

In a startling turn of events, I am suddenly moving into a new, huge apartment on the very same day I've been offered a full-time, well-paid job working a newbeat I couldn't be more excited about. I start Monday and am excited, scared and overwhelmed all in one, but confident I have the support of a talented, friendly staff who can occasionally slow down from their machine-like reporting tendencies to help their new baby brother out.

Drinks on me, bitches!